Cloud and Xemnas' Adventure

Xemnas and Cloud were just sitting there, doing nothing.... When all of the sudden over the loudspeaker:

ATTENTION ALL DUELISTS!!! I MEAN ATTENTION ALL BORED PEOPLE!!!! THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS THAT THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN THE SANDLOT! SOMEONE NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE!!


"Cool... Somthing to do!!! Let's go see the dead body!!!"

"I swear I had nothing to do with the body," Zexion said behind Xemnas, "Well I mean, I was there, but I wasn't the one who killed him. I only wanted something to play with and, well things happened and he." Zexion kept studering as he was talking to the Superior. "You have to belive me that I, oh forget it. He was in my way and one thing led to another."

"Zexion didnt do it...i did..." Roxas said. "I thought it was Xemnas..."

"That thing lied to me then!" Zexion said under his breath looking at the floor where Roxas' feet where.

"R-Roxas...is it true..." Leon said surprised. "Is it true you killed him...?"

well Roxas, I am assuming you don't care much about the world that never was 'cause your not really trying to catch up to me... And where did cloud go? I thought he was folowing me to the dead body...

"I dont know... but I could have sworn I killed that guy. I remember because I was fooling around then I found some person and some things happened than ... Death!"

"Roxas, you know the penalty for killing a Organization XIII member." "No Superior, not the banishing penalty!

I don't think it was an organization thirteen member...

why do you think that?

It takes more then a few attacks to kill us

"Zexion is right. It takes more tryes to take us down", said a voice.

Larxene appeard and stands next to Zexion.

"Zexion is right!"

"Now if I wasn't right would words be coming from my mouth?"

LOL zexion!!!
You can't be right just because your mouth is open!!!!

Anyways.......

I'm still inflicting the banashment punishment, the only human you people were authorized to kill is Sora, Riku, Kairi, Namine, and Roxas...

And we aren't Organization XIII!!
We are Organization XII!!!

Roxas isn't a member!! He is a traitor!!!!!

Actually on the topic of traitors that makes us Organization XI, because Axel is a traitor too.

Zexion gasped then said under his breath, "those penis lickers."

"That is the reason why Xemnas is called ManSex.",

Larxene said.

"Oh I see, they wouldn't sleep in bed with him so they are traitors. I get it now." Zexion said smiling to Larxene.

Well thats akward, anyway, who do you think he is? I mean, why would it be this specific person?