Deep Jungle Clothing

A cloud of nothingness appears in the treehouse and out runs Vincent butt naked. He runs through the jungle shouting "Wooooooo". But all of a sudden something weird comes and puts a red loincloth on him. Vincent frowns and then puts on his old clothes again

"I am going to pretend that never happened." Zexion said still writing in his book as some naked figure burned his retina.

"Vincent gone wild, huh," Roxas states as he throws the cloth of Vincent. "Can't have that now, there's women about..."

"Sorry, i felt restricted and needed breathing room" Vincent jumps onto a tree and sits on a branch, leaning against the big bit in the middle. "And where are these girls? I see only men and Zexion"

"You mean like you?" Zexion joked about moving his eyes from the book to Roxas.

Zexion, i insulted you and you didn't notice Vincent shakes his head

"WhAt Zexion? U callen me a woman?" Roxas replied and started walkin right up to Zexion. "U think ur tougher than me?!?!?!"

"A toothpick is stronger then you babybobo." Zexion looks up to find Vince. "Oh and Vince, what was the real point in streaking?"

"Alright Zexion, then were havin it OUT! Ill fight u later..."

"I don't know, but i'd rather wear nothing at all compaired to that fashion disaster you call a jacket" Vincent stands up on the branch and looks down "I wear only the best ripped clothing"

"I'll hold you to that."

"Fashion disaster? I dont know there are 13 people running around in it."

"Did you pull that combination from your wardrobe?

"So I see. hey get down here I am going to test my new skills." Zexion looked up to Vince and stood up from the stump he was currently sitting on.

"I'd rather stay up here, the view is much better, plus i prefer to fight from far" Vincent whips out his gun "This is Cerberus, The Most Dangerous Handgun In The World which could blow your head clean off, so you'd better ask yourself, Do i feel lucky? well do ya punk?!"

"Hm, well thats no fun." Zexion plopped himself back on the stump and opened the book.

Vincent looks down at Zexion and holds out Cerberus. He aims and pushes the trigger, three bullets were shot out and just skimmed Zexions Head, ruining his hair "Whoops, it slipped"

"Your about to slip in two seconds!" Zexion picked up a rather large rock and chucked it at Vince.

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random roll, if even hits your chest, odd skims your face

The member Zexion has done the following action : Roll dices

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The rock skims my face and i almost fall back. "Nice try, but no 'dice'"

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OOC: Had to have a pun

"Time to show you how i 'roll'" I fire another 3 bullets at Zexion

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Another random roll, even hits your leg, odd just misses

The member VincentValentine has done the following action : Roll dices

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"The hell with this." Zexion jumped back and opened his book to his new page. A purple sphere hovered over the page like every other time and a purple circle surrounded Vince.

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I roll two dice, if even the skill plays effect and you are pulled into my world, odds the skill deactivates.

The member Zexion has done the following action : Roll dices

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